Dean M

Cloak and dagger

Well, where do I even begin with this shining example of automotive excellence? Let's start with the impeccable warranty terms - a whopping three months or 3000 miles, whichever comes first. Because, you know, they're just so confident in their vehicles' longevity. And don't even get me started on their innovative solution to surpassing that limit by tampering with the vehicle's mileage on the paper work. It's like they're playing 4D chess while the rest of us are stuck in the 1980s. But fear not, because within a mere month of ownership, your car will probably transform into a real-life Pandora's box of mechanical mysteries, just waiting to be unlocked one expensive repair bill at a time. So if you enjoy the thrill of never knowing what automotive calamity awaits you around the corner, this is the dealership for you. Steer well clear! preferably in a vehicle from literally anywhere else scrap yard, cut and shut or just stolen, as you’re most likely have less issues.