Anonymous

World's Slowest Garage

There's slow... and then there's Amersham Audi slow. If you take your car here, don't expect to get it back in a hurry. I have to use this garage as there isn't another Audi one for a long way. However, my car is often waiting so long that it has actually depreciated in value by the time I get it back. They ask for the car at 8am so you drop it off nice and early. 2 days later you start to wonder what's going on, so you call... and they say it's being looked at now. 2 more days pass so you call again. They've ordered the part. Another day passes. Then another. You finally complain and they tell you it's a busy time of year and that their service is actually very good. It's incredible. I should be angry but I'm actually so astounded I'm almost impressed. I actually think they might be gaslighting me.